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 8/10/2008 2:04 am |
Lolllllllllllllllllllllllll... And in English Lollllllllllllllllllllll toooooooooooooo... Soon, Goof...
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8/10/2008 2:39 am |
Hello Friend, hhahah it was too long to translate but i know you enderstand.... Well how you doing today? I hope you are good! Je pensais que vous me faisiez la tête lol! Au plaisir de vous lire 
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8/10/2008 3:35 am |
A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay. If a man had a best friend he would nbot worry either - thats why hes a best friend! Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. But thats because the womans body is so much more attractive! A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl. No but you could call a plumber if its leaking? If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected. Are you telling me no women are over sexed. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time. What only 2? Women live longer than men. But thats only becasue we don't nag you. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes. But I wonder why they feel the need to disguise them - is it an inferiolrity complex? If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice. Thats because you spend so much time on the phone! Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all). But which do you prefer ypung and fresh or old and wrinkly? There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems. Oh how easy you can be bribed? Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers. But then more women than men are bi sexual . A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. A man can fully assess a woman just by looking at their breasts. Women know the truth about whether size matters... you've got me there! A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time. She can also travel so slowly as to casue an accident. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know. Leg stubble is leg stubble! Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football. Thats true but after 10 minutes does what they think actually matter. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. Women nver lust. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. I don't understand this one? Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket. Sex sells but its mainly men who create advertising and use this. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear. Live a little? Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper. Thats because you don't have zips any where important. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute. Thats right we don't want to put you down. But women will revel in putting down a man that says something stupid. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake. Whats a mistake? If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp. But what if we cry together. I have got bored with this now and will leave it for someone else to complete. I have to go and learn more about the important issues facing the world, to fight a war or 2, to teach my children and cook dinner.
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8/10/2008 4:19 am |
Well thanx john i have laught a lot & i agree with some you write but please if you get borde don't write ok. You are a nice man & very smart i do apreciated.
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8/12/2008 8:02 am |
et vive les Hommes aussi, mais en français  ......  norb76
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8/14/2008 1:45 am |
Voilà pour vous répondre, un petite phrase de ma petite niéce qui à 13ans. Dieu créa l’homme avant la femme, mais il faut toujours un brouillon avant de finir le chef d’œuvre. God created the man before the woman, but is always needed a draft before finishing the leader of work. vive les hommes
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