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Where Are All Gentlemen gone?
Pourquoi est-il si difficile de trouver un homme de nos
rêves? 1- Les gentils sont laids 2- Les beaux ne sont pas gentils 3- Les beaux et gentils sont gay 4- Les beaux gentils et hétéro sont mariés ... |
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Funniest Joke In The World
The Father walks into his Sons room and says: "If i've told you once i've told you a thousand
times, don't do that or you'll go blind."
The Son says: "Dad, i'm over ... |
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"RELATIONSHIP"
.Felling of love
.Moments of caring
.Small small sahring
.Stupid fights
.Shoulders to cry
.to be together in pain
creates a miracle called
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10/15/2006 10:26 pm |
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the best moment in life
The Best Moments In Life
this article i guess is better than the first one i did , ,, ,
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing till your stomach hurts.
3. Enjoying a ... |
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10/9/2006 12:40 pm |
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When a girl misses you...
When you break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
you run into eachother 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
When a ... |
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9/25/2006 7:39 pm |
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When a Guy Misses You...
When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
When a guy says, "I'm ... |
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9/25/2006 12:05 am |
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Marriage fact's
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
listens.
* In the second year, the woman ... |
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want a man .
looking for a hot man who never get fed up of sex . where can
i find ?... |
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6/15/2006 6:16 am |
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At the Bill Gates of Heaven...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane
that crashed. They’re up in heaven, and God’s sitting on
the great white
throne. God addresses Al first.
“Al, what do ... |
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5/3/2006 11:49 am |
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Can't Be Wrong if it Feels So Right
There once was a religious young woman who went to confession.
Upon entering the confessional she said "Forgive
me Father, for I have sinned." The priest replied
"Confess
your sins and be ... |
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5/3/2006 11:35 am |
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Standardized Testing at the CIA
he CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews, and testing
were finished, there were three finalists left, two men
and a woman.
... |
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5/3/2006 11:33 am |
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How To Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see
husband along the way, cover up ... |
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5/3/2006 11:28 am |
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Adam
Adam (51 Views)
God said, "Adam, I want y ou to do something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a ... |
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3/16/2006 4:48 pm |
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Another Irish Drinking Joke!
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints
of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip
out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back
to the bar and ... |
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1/12/2006 8:58 am |
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The Agony and the Ecstasy
Three guys die together and go to heaven. St. Peter says,
"We only have one rule here: Don't step on the
ducks, as they are God's favorite creation."
<br>
They enter heaven and see ducks ... |
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1/12/2006 8:56 am |
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One Little Slip-Up Can Ruin Your Whole Day...
A young man volunteered for military service during World
War II. He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was
sent right to Pensacola skipping boot camp. The very first
day at Pensacola, ... |
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1/12/2006 8:54 am |
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"SANTA,Do.Hackers.need.a.way.into.a.PC?"
Tiffany, Darcy, Oopsie and Carmen were resting afteran-all-night-MILF
4 way, when Carmen the oldest, asked SECRETSANTA who was
babysitting Tiffany for the week-end THREE Computer vs:
Hacker ... |
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5/5/2005 7:51 am |
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"SANTA,Does,"ALFONSO"flirt.with;every.pretty.girl.he.sees?-#2"
Tiffany was riding SANTA's pony , when she asked about"ALFONSO";
who got the inside of his ears poka-dot-tattooed by aBrazillian
ho, when she got him drunk as a skunk on Rum & Tequila
in her cat's ... |
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5/4/2005 12:18 pm |
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SANTA[Tiffany and Hooking-up]
"It's teen-ager time for close- up-feelings
caused by SANTA's ( wintery climes and cumes with
a rush of feelings for peachy(>>!) things to do,
beachy places to go and dishy people to get ... |
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4/25/2005 4:28 am |
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"THSHADOW",MARLYNN.MUNSTER,`SENIORS.SHUN.THE.WEB#1'
While the invisible avenger, "TH SHADOW"
was having pathetic looking `Marlynn-Munster',
on the Living room floor rug, her family members, were making
side comments, as to their nieces's ... |
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4/24/2005 1:48 am |
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SANTA,"I'M.MAD.AS.HELL.GET.OFF.MY.LAP!"!
SANTA[Dateline]GetoffMylapBitch's With out ceremony
SANTA suddenly stood up; dumped teenie- bopper Tiffany, just
pretend to be 14yr.old Darby, and 18yr.old Ooopsie onto
the Living room floor and ... |
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4/17/2005 10:03 pm |
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"SANTA ,ALFONSO,Il.est.chaud.de.la,pince,lui!{and HE'[S ONLY A MOUSE!_#!"
SANTA[Dateline]FrenchTranslation; "ALFONSO, has
sex on the brain;he has hot claws!" ALFONSOis an odd
mouse, anillegal immigrant, that found his way to AMERICA!{the
land ... |
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4/13/2005 3:33 pm |
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"SANTA,i'm.a.12yr.old.girl.&.i.loveYOU!"
SANTA[Dateline]SANTASecretAdmirer Dear SECRETSANTA;
I'm a 12 yearold.girl, I'm dating a boy who asked
me out, so I said yes. Now I'm sorry, I want to be a single
like 14 yr.old ... |
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4/6/2005 7:32 am |
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SANTA-DOPHIN-DAY-DIP/OCEAN:
SANTA[DATELINE]SURF.CITY, N.C.: In addition to the
100 who were peeling off their clothes for the noonhour
coountdown, ,about 300 other people lined the beach enjoying
the sun, and ready to ... |
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1/4/2005 12:00 am |
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"SANTA.I.DONT.WANT.TO.GROW.UP."
SECRETSANTA.GOT.CAUGHT.EATING .THE.COOKIES, THAT.THE.FamilyChild--ren
had left out for the real"SantaClaus", Jason(theboy-16-yrs.old)sat.down.acrossfrom.ANOTHER
SANTA, and said, "You know Santa if ... |
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1/2/2005 12:00 am |
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SANTA-"WE.DONT.NEED.NO.BADGES"
SECRETSANTA_aka_THSHADOW[DATELINEFLASHBACK;JOLIET, ILLINOIS-1950s:
THSHADOW.who.in'reality, was.a. classifiedNuclear.Engr.with.a.married.AtomicEnergy.Agency.cover, was
on his way to his to ... |
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[XMAS EVE]WHO'S THE REAL S.CLAUS?
[DATELINE[WASHINGTON.DC.MOST WANTED:THE LEGENDARY-"SANTA
CLAUS TO Millions of hidren alor the worls who celebrate
hristmans_aka_xmas, ,no toter symb fth Holisy iols thm
wth joy a os ... |
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12/21/2004 12:00 am |
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SANTA:COMPARES"COURTLY.lOVE"w/"BUNDLING:
SECRETSANTA[DEADLINE}BACK.TO, THE MIDDLE.AGES hristianity
quickly spread the church was so powerful in Europe that
its reli9gioyus rules became synonymopus with common
law. Church leaders ... |
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12/20/2004 12:00 am |
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SANTA KNOWS-CONN.andMASS.UNICRIMES:
SECRETSANTA WATCHES SOME.STRANGE BEHAVOIR.PATTERNS, BUT.THESE.TWO
PROFILE ACTIVITY TOPS 'EM ALL: [DEADLINE-MANCHESTER., CONN.]
Police on Midnight Patrol observed a ... |
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12/18/2004 12:00 am |
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[**SANTA**KNOWS.WhatGirls.andOlderWomenNeed:
SECRETSANTA KNOWS THAT YOUNGGIRLS and OLDERWOMEN HAVE
DARKDESIRES_&_ NEEDTO BEBAD;alone abed they wait
for some Fantasy MidnightLover in eager anticipation_That
is why SECRETSANTA comes to them ... |
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